This game lacks any remarkable quality that justifies buying it, even on a sale. Just make sure you get it when its on sale, and preferably when its under 75p (1 dollar for those of you in the US. The game does have its place,even in the library of a power gamer. That's when ramen and Larva Mortus start looking really good. The fact is that you can get an Ox-Cam education and still end up eating dry cat food, living under a bridge, and playing the solo version of tic-tac-toe in the dust. Or so the schools' admissions propaganda would have you believe. You put up with it for a few years so thatyou can get a better job and the better standard of living that goes with it. For those of you who are off to uni and have to work your way through, this is the game equivilent of ramen noodles for supper every night. The game isn't all that bad if you come home from work or school brain dead and need something really nit-witted to unwind with, or if you happen to be an anacephalic gammer, in which case you probably aren't reading this review. Well, maybe that's not exactly why, but it's the best lie I could come up with on short notice.

But due to inflation over the last twenty years what used to be free now costs money. In the '90's it would have been shareware or freeware.

Well, its better than many of the games that were coming out for the Atari 400 back in the early '80's.

For iphone instal Larva Mortus